hilarious conversations with Jamie

Jamie (completely out of the blue): E. M. Forster!

Me: What did you say?
Jamie: E. M. Forster!
Me: E. M. Forster?! What did he write?
Jamie: Declaration of Independence
Me: No, that was Thomas Jefferson. What did E. M. Forster write?
Jamie: Passage . . . for . . . India!

while looking at his presidents placemat:
Me: Jamie, who's your favorite president?
Jamie: Nixon
Me: Nixon? Why, what did he do?
Jamie: Naughty things


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