Jamie [after I told him we were going to show Aunt Emily a picture of him wearing the outfit she got him for his birthday]: Emily going to be happy. She going to say, "Oh my goodness."
Jamie: Darth Vader is a bad guy. Stormtroopers are bad guys. They are friends with Darth Vader. They snuggle him.
Thomas: What does Daddy do all day?
Jamie: Play with Jamie.
Thomas: What does Mommy do?
Jamie: Darth Vader is a daddy.
Me: Um, yes, actually.
Jamie: Darth Vader is a bad daddy. Grandpa is a good grandpa.
Jamie: Darth Vader is a bad guy. He's a guy who's bad.
Jamie: What's that?
Me: That's my mouth.
Jamie: It sings. It tells Jamie a story.
Me: Jamie, why are you so wiggly?
Jamie [to his rabbit]: Peter, why are you so wiggly? Peter not know. I teach him to know.